Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Maybe he should get a Certificate

So anyone who has seen the little tyke on Skype knows that Tyler is very much a toddler. I can think of no better noun to describe that happy little walk he does. He has, unfortunately, been stuck in the baby program at Day Care for too long, however, being as they are trying to organize a lot of kids moving around at the same time that the building is getting remodeled. Well we took it to the highest authority (and asked nicely) and today we got the news that Tyler will be moving up to the Toddler classroom at the beginning of next month. Even cooler, he gets to move in with Ben, one of his current friends from his current classroom and he gets to re-unite with August, one of his friends that moved up to toddlers many months ago. He also lives a little bit down the street from us. So that's exciting.

Jess and I also got to play hookey from school today to watch one of the great rituals of summer in a Texas day care: Splash time! They actually have a neat little area in one of the playgrounds that has a gentle slope that fills with an inch or two of water, and the whole thing is surrounded by sprinklers! Jess and I sent Tyler to school with swim diapers and his swim gear, and went over to see how he would fare.

Tyler's baby group got to head over with the Toddlers (see, they know) and the whole group, most of whom hadn't done this before, broke down into three sections. One group ran right into the middle, splashing and having a great time. One group stood around the edge of the pool staring and occasionally getting hit by the sprinklers, but not really joining in the party. And another group stood off to the side and cried like crazy. Tyler was, of course, in the adventure group. We got more than a few pictures of him running around and kicking up his splashy feet. It was really cute to watch.

So now that Tyler is getting older, and maybe also now that he has tubes in his ears and can hear us better, he's starting to take the first, halting steps towards 'mastering' the English language. Which is kind of a bummer because let's face it, English is a mess. I wish I had a better language to teach him. Is it to late to bring back Esperanto? Anyway, for your edification, I have attached Tyler's first dictionary. It's not organized Alphabetically because Tyler doesn't know what an alphabet is yet.

Ba-Ba: 1) Bottle (if said around 6:30 PM)
    1. Bye-bye (all other times)
Da-Da: 1)Daddy
    1. Look at that!
    2. Mommy
    3. I want that thing
Ma-Ma: 1) Mommy

Buta-Bita-Bita: 1) Blanket

Doo! 1) Shoes! Put them on me and let's go outside to play.

Git: 1) Cat!

[Standing near something and lifting up one leg while making grunting noises] 1) I want to go up here.

Ah! Oooooh. Ah! Oooooh. 1) Nothing, but he likes to parrot mommy and daddy when we make that sound at him.

[Crying] 1) What's wrong with you, why don't you understand my perfectly enunciated English? Give me what I want!

Jess is off at ice hockey, the first game of the summer season on her new team the Peter North Stars. If you get the joke behind that name, don't tell anyone else, lest they figure out too much about you. I'm hoping her game goes well and she has a nice time. I'm also hoping I get some sweet loot drops as I'm going to go play some Diablo 3 while I have the house to myself.

-N

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